Sunday, January 15, 2006

The Joker- Steve Miller Band

I don't really have a whole lot to blog about today. Lucas slept for 8 hours last night, which was wonderful. He has been okay with going down for naps, although still dependant on me rolling him and putting his sucky in.

He was giving Darryl some belly laughs yesterday. Which again is the best noise in the world.

How about some jokes:

A lady and her baby...
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey.

Joke # 2

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators...

And Last But Not Least:

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn''t be late for church.

As she ran she kept praying, “Dear God, please son''t let me be late to church. Please don''t let me be late to church....” And, as she was running she tripped and fell.

When she got back up she began praying again, “Please, God don''t let me be late to church -- but don''t shove me either!

1 comment:

Kristine said...

Hi Jenn,

Love your jokes :) it made me laugh for sure!

take care,